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Sunburn (sequel To "not A Cloud In The Sky")


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Ow, owie, and double ouch!

Since when did 20 minutes in the sun do more damage than 2 hours in Chernobyl?. Anyway, I am finding that even though I love summer and hate winter with a passion, (then why do you live in Wisconsin stupid?) my tollerence to pain has left me in my mid to late 40's.

So, my wife gives me this little packet of goo that has the word Hemp on it to calm my red skin. I got all excited until I read the fine print and found it had little to do with what I was thinkin'. I was thinking maybe it killed the pain from the inside out...if you know what I mean. Well, I was wrong. The main ingredient is Aloe. Anyway, I put it on, and now I smell like a whore. NOT that there's anything wrong with that.

So here I sit (indoors) drinking my coffee, typing this nonsense, with one eye on Animal Planet showing something about Meercats. Sure they're cute, but give me a 20gauge and I'll.... um that's a story for another post.

Well, it's been fun talking at you folks, but the temp is 87F, the sun is shining, so outside I must go! (directly into my car)

Take care,

T

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Quote ATom2:"Well, it's been fun talking at you folks, but the temp is 87F, the sun is shining, so outside I must go! (directly into my car)"

With the AC on full blast, no doubt!! :D

John B. ^_^

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