Trevor Murphy

Same thing as my other post. just let me know what you think, this is more of an actual song (although it is a joke or a funny song for that matter). Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. ohhh She always walking, (hey girl) Ya she got that swag, 100 pound booty, she can make it wag Whats that, hey girl, you know i like that shape, the infinity loop ya just like her weight. How about that rack of eight,(thats a little cray) got dem titties on tittes, and i bet they aint fake. When I take her on a date, in my lifted truck im driving fast as f*ck, and i am dragging the gate. As she states,(Yup shes said it before), i only weigh two fifty five not three fifty four. So i slam the door, right in her face, i say you best get some meat before your put in your place And we sing, Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. Awwwwwwwww My number 1,2, no three eighty four, she makes five round trips in a day to the store. She bangs, she bangs, real damn hard, like some physics gone wrong in the seat of my car. i make her work, ya, i want her to sweat, get her pregame on cuz i like em wet. She might not be pretty, or very smart, but she weighs three eighty four and she likes to fart. And my favourite part, about this girl, is when her booty is a swanging all over the world She dont do drugs, and dont have car, nor a place to live, but shell make it far. Sooooooooooo, Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. My big girl, baby bounce, you know its really rough with that kind of mass in the house. She blast me,(with what? Dont matter.) endowsed, she get real nasty, experiment, try it out. Gettin routy, i try to calm her now, but it takes a horse tranquilzer to put that bitch down. at least she got some money, oh wait, (no?, how?!), feeding three families aint the cheapest in town. i get in bed every night next to her with a frown, cuz she could weigh so much more i just need a way, how? Thump thump thump, Pow, you feel rumble, she entered the state,(we should probably leave) the tectonic plates might crumble. And we sing, Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole.

Hey everyone, sometimes i write songs sometimes I rap, I do a bit of all of it, just looking to get better, some of my music is randomness some means a lot. This rap i got bored one night and couldn't stop typing. i like to write things like this then later take parts from the song and put it with others. just want some opinions. Back to the grind, man, back to the scat, shat and crap i wanna call mysyelf a lover but i couldnt be that im way too f*ckin wack, as a matter a fact, i like to think to myself what if the world went black id make me a snack, pb and j right off the rack, ill hit you with a bat chillin in my crib, jerkin, got me some water on tap cuz i like that, and that, and that, and hoes cuz they aint movin up, they like to get down low to the floor, where they know, cuz their knees, like to glow all the red and the blue and the purple and more i got another cut for the cold, brown, poor you probably should have thought it out before you bought out the store hate more love less, count the lashes on your chest i guarentee that there will be more so you better hope you wore a vest deaths arrest, its the end, final moments, next of kin it looks like i am gonna win, ill beat the blood right out of your skin then put some stuffing in, and display you at my house half way through the wall like a mother f*cking mouse and i dowse and i dowse you, that gasoline is smelling great my nose hairs standing up, i think you have a date just like this match with the... strike strip....and this fire with gasoline that didnt rhyme but to save time ill pick it up with this next line cuz we be going always flowing lyrics runnin through my mind(glowing burnin) like your girl at my house but she be runnin something else a motion up and down i call her fire girl michelle she keeps that pole real greasy then licks it squeaky clean for the next bitches that will be over in 3-2-1 and you see that my time is never done, i keep going and going until i know ive won and even then some, because you cant give up, never give in, no i dont give a f*ck i hop in my turck drive to your house the only one thats there is a man in a blouse he sits and waits for the perfect time, thinking and staring debating how you might die and how he can comply with these wishes of mine, and its a fine day for a dinner dont you think not after i lock you up in my bsasement brink, tink tink tink all i hear is you knockin my blood is boiling my gun is cocked and im rocked, hard, cuz you know what i did got my bad bitch molly and im on a trip, so when you come in make sure you dont slip make a noise, take a hint, i might never let you out but you can always come in