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  1. I made music using the crying laughing emoji! 😂 This is my first attempt at creating a MIDI drawing that actually sounds good. It ended up being an epic orchestral piece with jazzy chords! What do you think? 👌🏼💯🔥
  2. This is a collection of songs that I wrote. I'm posting them for general interest, and not to be critiqued. However, if something pops at out you, let me know. This is the first song I wrote. How far i've come. Bill the Molester guy (to the tune of “My God is an Awesome God) He’s Bill the Molester guy He wants to touch my thigh And I think some day he’ll try He’s bill the molester guy He’s Bill the molester guy I think he’s kind of bi And I don’t wanna know why He’s bill the molester guy He’s Bill the molester guy And when he tells me hi I wish he’d say goodbye He’s bill the molester guy He’s bill the molester guy I know someday he’ll die And I, no I won’t cry He’s bill the molester guy My brother almost got in serious trouble for sleeping with a much younger girl. Turns out she was lying about her age in reverse. She said she was much younger to try to get money out of him, but she was actually of legal age. Anyway, I wrote this 'chant' to make fun of him. 13 13 is much too old to be too young for me (repeated faster and faster like a chant) Another early Torn Moon favorite. Racist Fish I can see the anger in your eyes Can you see the anger in me? Tell me why this cold world Can’t try and accommodate me Accommodate me Accommodate me When I just want to be a fish in the sea And swim with fishes that look just like me I just want to be a fish, a fish in the sea This song's a joke on the listener. It's kinda bland and hypnotic, and once you think it's going no where, blam! Using you for sex I can see That you don’t really love me Like I want you to Like I need you to And I know That someday You may leave me All alone All alone But that’s okay Maybe that’s the way It’s suppose to be The way it ought to be With you and me But now I see I’m just using you for sex Baby I’m just using you for sex This is the clean ending to that song Moving closer to the End It’s not too late to call it quits It’s not too late to start all over again It’s just that I will never fit Into your picture prefect vision Of the way I should have been Moving closer to the end This song is messed up. Enjoy. Pain in the Ass He never looks you in the eye when he takes you from behind And he doesn’t care about the pain you feel deep inside You hear some people love it, but you hope he finishes fast And if you’d have known it, you’d probably just blown him Cause butt sex is a pain in the ass. Here's the chorus to a country song I never finished If Jesus was here If Jesus was here He’d bring the beer And turn water into wine of the common man You might think it’s a sin to drink But I’ll tell you what I think If Jesus was here, He’d bring the beer. Here's a tune you can listen to with your mom My Girlfriend is a porn star I’m not the first man she slept with And I’m not the first today But I don’t complain When we hit the hay Hey, my girlfriend is a porn star It doesn’t matter who you are She’ll f*ck you with the cameras on For all the world to see But she only makes love to me. Here's one that's not funny Her eyes are open now She had what she thought was love But he’s not the man she thought he was Her heart is broken But her eyes are open now Her eyes are open now Her heart is shatter on the floor By the slamming of the door She’s so sick of being ignored But no one’s keeping score Her heart is broken, but her eyes now He gave all he had to give Food and clothes A place to live Her heart is broken But her eyes are open now And she sees now, it’s all her fault He didn’t steal her heart This one was built using interesting quotes from Pinterest My Sea You had a way about you I couldn’t resist Like a child, you were laughing Even as we kissed And I thought you were perfect But you went away And all the words I could rhyme Couldn’t make you stay I just can’t live without you here with me I’m a fish out of water And you are my sea It was love, in a way when our lips were pressed We were together for a moment But I forget the rest They said I should move on Now that we’re apart But a man cannot live With a broken heart And I just can’t live without you Here with me I’m a fish out of water And you are my sea I ignored what was wrong Cause it seemed so right I convince myself you’re mine Just to make it through the night And before reality took its toll I know I loved you between the shadows and the soul I loved you between the shadows and the soul Song I wrote for my wife Song about Beth She falls asleep and falls behind But she always gets to work on time She comes home late, but I don’t mind I’m not her type but she’s my kind She’s my kind She sees in me a sea of peace She’s got me down upon my knees She’s got everything I need She means everything to me Everything to me And I sit at home with bated breath I’ve got to get this off my chest I really love this girl to death This song’s about Beth This song’s about Beth And she breathes out and I breathe in Don’t know where it ends or where it begins But she’s got underneath my skin Her love’s something I can win Something I can win She lies in bed, I lie awake It’s become more than I can take More than I can take More than I can… (Repeat from beginning) Song I wrote when learning basic scales. Basically a folk song. It uses my world famous over use of the word "and" Lover’s Song And the ship sails in the ocean And it ferries cross the sea And the boat sails in the river And it’s bringing you back home to me And the cattle walk the prairies And the birds fly in the sky And the message they are sending Speaks of true love by and by And the flowers, they are blooming And the brothers get along And the lovers hold each other As they sing this lover’s song And the ship sails in the ocean And it ferries cross the sea And the boat sails in the river And it’s bringing you back home to me, to me And it’s bringing you back home to me Finally, what I picture to be an intro song to an album if I ever make one Not Enough Songs There’s not enough songs about doing the wrong thing Not enough songs about what you hate Not enough songs with unhappy endings Not enough songs that say what I need to say There’s not enough songs, not enough songs Not enough songs about you and me There’s not enough songs, not enough songs Not enough songs that say “I have been wrong” There’s not enough songs There’s only one song Only one song that ends With “you leaving me”
  3. A Beautiful Love Song

    I hear her laugh I picture her face She’ll make this world Such a wonderful place I forgot her name, Could it be Kate? We’re brought to together By a digital fate That dating site Gave me a shove With our stats We should fit like a glove I asked her out Today is the night Is it too much to ask That its love at first sight? And I, I, I, I, I Want a girl who is stacked And I, I, I, I, I Want my mom off my back And I’ve Been searching so long, so long, so long Could this be the start of a beautiful love song? A beautiful love song A beautiful love song I show up on time, I go in the bar Sitting alone, Is my bright shining star My heart starts to race, She’s looking so fine I asked “Are you hellkitty169?” She looked at me, like I was so lame She said leave me alone I’m watching the game And from behind, I felt a tap A girl asked, “Are you Hotboobytrap?” And I, I, I, I, I Want a girl who is stacked And I, I, I, I, I Want my mom off my back And I’ve Been searching so long, so long, so long Can this be the start of a beautiful love song? A beautiful love song A beautiful love song She asked where I lived, I said with my mom I know what you’re thinking, but it’s really the bomb I don’t pay rent, there’s home cooked meals And when I need to, I can borrow her wheels She wanted to know if I was employed I said I make phone aps with my first cousin Lloyd I asked her bra size, I bet it’s a B But if she stuff it, she could make it a D And I, I, I, I, I Want a girl who is stacked And I, I, I, I, I Want my mom off my back And I’ve Been searching so long, so long, so long Can this be the start of a beautiful love song? A beautiful love song A beautiful love song I was a nice guy, everything was on track Then she went to the bathroom And never came back
  4. Caption Contest!

    Caption Contest!! Do you have an awesome picture of you or your band that you would like to share? Enter our SongStuff caption contest!!! Send us your crazy pic or post them here. Maybe you were stage diving, playing guitar with your teeth, caught in a midair stage collision or just a pic that makes you go hmmmmm. We will choose the winning pics and use them to promote you or your band in conjunction with helping to advertise for SongStuff. Let's help each other out!!!
  5. Here I come with my latest synthetic composition. If You find anything wrong with the track, I will be glad if You let me know. Enjoy!
  6. Manly Beard

    Hello everyone, I'm brand new to this forum, just wanted to share a simple rock tune I did in my little home studio, please let me know what you think. I would really like to step up my production skills so I'm looking forward to your thoughts and constructive criticism. Thanks for taking the time
  7. Paint Chips

    Hey folks. Happy thanksgiving to my USA compatriots. Hello to the rest of you. This is another song I'm thinking of putting on the album I've been mentioning for a while in my posts. I'd love to hear what you think of it. Any critiques are welcome, appreciated, and I can still make edits so have at it please. I ate paint chips when I was young and as you might have guessed now all I do is stare at the sun and try not to feel depressed I got holes in my soul where the wind flows my watch tells hard times And I'm on my way to california with a stupid woman on my mind I was broke down on the tilt a whirl when I was 19 years old That was the first time I saw your face I caught a chill and I still feel cold I got holes in my soul where the wind flows My watch just tells hard times and I'm on my way to california with my head all full of useless rhymes I wrote you some love songs you said you didn't like I got a leather jacket I rode in on a motorbike and now the only girl I ever loved is gone and she's not coming back and I owe so much for night school I'm living from a paper sack I got holes in my soul where the wind flows My watch just tells hard times and I'm on my way to california as soon as I can pay my fines Don't fall in love with the girl with the paper heart a bad tatoo, drives a ford escort. I think she's working at the EZmart I woke up the other day and I asked somebody what I missed cause I drank so much between then and now I probably won't remember this I got holes in my soul where the wind flows My watch just tells hard times and I'm on my way to california with a dew rag on my mind
  8. Big Mamma (Funny Rap Song)

    Same thing as my other post. just let me know what you think, this is more of an actual song (although it is a joke or a funny song for that matter). Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. ohhh She always walking, (hey girl) Ya she got that swag, 100 pound booty, she can make it wag Whats that, hey girl, you know i like that shape, the infinity loop ya just like her weight. How about that rack of eight,(thats a little cray) got dem titties on tittes, and i bet they aint fake. When I take her on a date, in my lifted truck im driving fast as f*ck, and i am dragging the gate. As she states,(Yup shes said it before), i only weigh two fifty five not three fifty four. So i slam the door, right in her face, i say you best get some meat before your put in your place And we sing, Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. Awwwwwwwww My number 1,2, no three eighty four, she makes five round trips in a day to the store. She bangs, she bangs, real damn hard, like some physics gone wrong in the seat of my car. i make her work, ya, i want her to sweat, get her pregame on cuz i like em wet. She might not be pretty, or very smart, but she weighs three eighty four and she likes to fart. And my favourite part, about this girl, is when her booty is a swanging all over the world She dont do drugs, and dont have car, nor a place to live, but shell make it far. Sooooooooooo, Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. My big girl, baby bounce, you know its really rough with that kind of mass in the house. She blast me,(with what? Dont matter.) endowsed, she get real nasty, experiment, try it out. Gettin routy, i try to calm her now, but it takes a horse tranquilzer to put that bitch down. at least she got some money, oh wait, (no?, how?!), feeding three families aint the cheapest in town. i get in bed every night next to her with a frown, cuz she could weigh so much more i just need a way, how? Thump thump thump, Pow, you feel rumble, she entered the state,(we should probably leave) the tectonic plates might crumble. And we sing, Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. Whoop, hey!, Whats that?! Oh no! I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole. What what, Hey! whats that? Oh no I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole.
  9. Comedy Music! Finally!

    This is it, Songstuff! After months and months, I finally have a comedy album out! You can listen to and get the songs here! http://smarturl.it/ICABW_EP Here is the first video, and it is really special to me. I hope you enjoy it nearly as much as I did making it. It is catchy, it is funny, and the video has TONS of hidden jokes and Easter Eggs, so watch closely (you'll probably need to pause and rewind if you want to see them all!). Enjoy! http://youtu.be/xO6FS4ugz_I
  10. Morons In 2013

    It’s 2013 You can’t send a text? It’s the easiest alternative to awkward silences Tap, tap, tap (insert proper emoticon here) See? Wasn’t that easy? And you’re spared from my natural despair It’s 2013 Technology has grown I get that you won’t dial me I scare my own-self with my tone But a text, a simple text A well-deserved execution Don't I deserve a head start- To my bitter sweet retribution? It’s 2013 There’s morons everywhere So I’m staying inside Stupidity is in the air I heard it was contagious & people enjoy being dumb Oh those better, wiser generations Why couldn't I have been raised with them?
  11. This never fails to make me chuckle...and I wrote it! A true story guys, hope ya like it. We went into the garden to soak up the sun, not expecting any troubles Everything seemed great, the kids next door were happily blowing bubbles. Our other neighbours were whizzing around on a 3 wheeled motorbike Who'd have guessed in 15 minutes it could end up in the dyke! It all began when mum came out and began nosing over the wall, If only she had not responded to our next door neighbours call.... Come on over and have a go, they said, don't worry there are no gears And young Darren did a lap around his family with their sandwiches & beers Mum cleared the wall and on bended knee examined the machine Come on, they said, Â just have a go, you're looking really keen! They sat her on the bike and explained about the throttle and the brake And mum, not really listening, was already,looking for a route to take They left her to it and went back to their sandwiches and drink Leaving mum to help herself but we could tell she couldn't think Then without a moments hesitation she pulled back on the throttle I don't think they had really believed ol' mummy had the bottle Alec began to panic and everyone screamed out loud As mum didn't know which way to turn and headed for the crowd! The sandwiches flew into the pond and the drinks into the trees And everyone scattered as mum drove right through the grated cheese! After eight laps of the garden we wondered if she'd ever stop, But she did, thanks to a great big tree, and her trying to reach the top The trunk had stopped her in her tracks and with a grateful wheeze We asked them could we kindly have our mum back, please?
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