Pearls Of Wisdom

[john]

Hey

if you had ONE piece of advice you would pass on to others, what would it be? It doesn't need to be about anything musical!

Extra credit goes to imaginative replies. For example "Don't eat the yellow snow".

Serious, funny whatever way you take it.

Cheers

John

[McnaughtonPark]

Be patient.

[Jim622]

If it don't smell right - Don't eat it!

[Roymega]

The only things definite in this world are life and death.. Everything else is just in theory and waiting to be proven wrong

[Retrosaurus Rex]

What you think, you do; what you do, you become...

[Steve]

Don't pick your nose on stage.

[Rudi]

make certain the mic is muted during the interval !

[Gemini9]

"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." - Aesops The Lion and the Mouse

[traite]

Never go on stage with projectile diarrhea, unless thats how you sing

[john]

lol

[Gemini9]

Before taking your dog out for a walk, be sure to feed him/her a handful of rubberbands. That way, when your dog does his number, it's easy to clean up because there's always piece of rubberband that sticks out. Just grab one of the loops and fling it into the neighbors yard.

[McnaughtonPark]

I found shooting the rubber bands at the neighbors dog a more pleasurable pastime.

[Retrosaurus Rex]

Money talks & bullsh*t walks...

[traite]

Don't get sand in your vaseline

[Roymega]

Forget everything you've learned up to this point.

[AlexOConnor]

Knowledge talks, Wisdom listens... Particularly musically

[BigBubbaBrown]

An old favorite of mine: "When you and a friend are being chased by a lion you only have to be able to outrun your friend."

And one of the rare pieces of wisdom passed onto me by a stoner I use to work with: "Don't sweat the small stuff. By the way, it's all small stuff." (which I didn't notice was in TuneSmith's signature until after I hit post)

Edited January 19, 2011 by BigBubbaBrown

[Adam1234]

Dont drink and drive- you'll spill it

[Guest Rob Ash]

Sh*t happens when you party naked.

[GocartMoz]

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good