daffney duck

[Fern carle]

terry turkey had a whopping beef jerky                                                                             and sweet butter balls

That jiggled like jello                                                                                                                                                  bounced off the walls

whenever terry wanted to ball he'd call daffney duck

a buck tooth woman with an ass like a truck

daffney would buck a buck for a couple bucks more or less

daffney was the best

a quack in the sack she'd make feathers fly                                      

make jerks explode like the fourth of july

afterwards giving thanksgiving she was born with the skills for earning a living

 

daffney screwed her was through the hairiest of times

through the barest of times

daffney screwed her way through it all

but when she got home at night all she'd do is bawl

cause her boobs were starting to fall

and she had wrinkles on her face

skin once as soft as a babies butt was now a leathery disgrace

she'd have to face it sooner or later her face resembled a gator

daffney was a sight alright getting too old for the biz

her zest for living was starting to fiz

until she met liz mc mahon and her husband stan                                                             at cocktail party given by daffneys oldest john marty                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             liz and stan befriended  daffney                                       opened up their hearts

lent daffney the cash she needed to create a fresh start 

 

now daffney has a business

legit as can be

she doesn't screw for bucks anymore

she gives it away for free