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Steve

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  1. Interesting question. I can't help feeling that a lot of the lyricists here just write words hoping to find a rhyme. In many cases, there seems to be a distinct lack of understanding of how the lyric might have to 'fit in' to a musical phrase! in short. No structure! I will be interested in any response to this question!

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