Battle Of The Sexist

[toby]

heres another one of those mad ones

© 2003

BATTLE OF THE SEXIST

He stands to attention whenever he’s called.    

Awaiting the signal all proud and bald.

His head like a helmet erect to advance,

To follow the finger will bring him his chance.                        

The waiting is over he’s ready to thrust,

A substantial weapon to conquer the lust

There’s no more frustration, no more despair

He enters the trenches through tight wiry hair.

Pushing and shoving he crosses the front

His enemy captured with a ritual shunt

The floodlit emotions that criss cross his mind

Bring white creamy tears that shoot for mankind

His mission now over, the sortie complete

And all he wants now is a march up the street.

[Rudi]

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This last part is surreal (unless Ive missed a point)  

His mission now over, the sortie complete

And all he wants now is a march up the street.

[nigel lawry]

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This last part is surreal (unless Ive missed a point)  

what is a "sortie"?

[Rudi]

A military mission is a sortie; and may I say I feel mighty proud that Ive resisted fobbing you off with something absolutely ridiculous.

The Sortie

All the chaps are ready sarge

Well follow you into hell

Waiting for your signal,

Your boys will all die well

Ill look out for little Jim

His mum is worried so

And now I ... AHHHHHHHHHhhhhh...!

THUNK!  :'(

[toby]

yeah like that rudi nice one i've got one like that ends with sound effects well played