lalalalauren

Headed to work without any coffee. Send help.

Not drunk but have had enough bourbon to click on a video thinking it's about space & really it's a televangelist w/ a bad mustache

@magNEAT0 Now you've got me singing Manchester England Englaaaand. Well, now I know what CD I'm listening to later. Haha. ????

People keep posting articles about how cheese is supposedly addictive and all I can think of is this... https://t.co/z8OkYgWbFk

"Nice to meet you today. Sorry about my humping dog." - an actual text message I had to send this morning.

Hey #Portland friends! My band is playing Firkin Tavern tomorrow night. I think we'll be on around 8. Come hang out with us?

@everyist yeah, I was starting to spam all of social media w/ dog pics b/c I think he's adorable, but then I realized that's obnoxious haha

And now "Bigmouth Strikes Again" is on repeat in my car.

Metal Tuesday is apparently all about Dethklok today.

(I want to adopt a chiweenie. It has not happened yet. But it could soon.)

New Life Goal: to have a rapper incorporate my name into a lame metaphorical lyric.

Show tonight! It's just at my local dive bar and I am way too nervous. I really need to get used to playing out...

Welcome to the forums lalalalauren

new song for download - name your price at $0 and grab it for free! http://t.co/2kp0dPJY