Children of a Lesser Function

[Rudi]

Children of a Lesser Function

Ill never have to work again

like my mum & dad when I was 10

My kids are kept until adult age

They guarantee my living wage

They are paid for by my neighbours

I paid my part when I went through labour

Every child was planned to carve a

purse and heart from each new father

The CSA are my muscle

Aiding me in my hustle

Child supports not yet sufficient

I am still two kids deficient

Ill have two more without a spouse

Thatll secure a five bedroomed house

The three I have play in the street

With a dozen others as we rest our feet

We band of mums know theyre not far

Bunking school and dodging cars

Dads, you must work til 65

No contact with your natural child

You may have them back one day

When they are grown and in my way

A fathers role is denied to you

I needed your seed, is that so cruel?

[nigel lawry]

hey rudi

nice one..

you been there too? or just an obbsavation?

we are by the law of the land in a one sided relationship

once again

well said rudi

nigel

[Steve]

You cynical old bastard!   ;D

Hang on... : I've got 5 kids I never see...  

[Rudi]

hey rudi

nice one..

you been there too? or just an obbsavation?

we are by the law of the land in a one sided relationship

once again

well said rudi

nigel

Well, Ive almost been there. I do know others who fit the model more fully.

This was knocked up in 45 minutes. Not the usual agonised 3 days. Thanks Nigel.

And to Steve too, you splendid judge of character you.