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Cabers

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Scortlund the breeve und cabers

Tha problum uz ah see ut

Uz that thears no enough cabers luft

The Sassonaches huv all made off wi um

Tae make thear poncey log cabbuns fur thear holideezs

Wun I wur a wee bairn, thear wuz cabers ull oo-er the place!

Up the hulls un in the strets. Ma Da were ulways fallin oer em commin haem frum the boozurr.

We need tae grow more thuck trees und get un practice toosin the cabers agun ye see

Thun wheel try un get ut established at the olumpic gaemes.

But wuth-oot the bug trees we can-nae dae it

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Ur yoo tryin tae be funny? Takin the mick oot o evry canny Scotsman, like masel? Cabers? Al gie ye cabers! Och, I bet you've goat a face like a weel skelpt arse. :P

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Och, I bet you've goat a face like a weel skelpt arse. :P

He's not that good looking! When he was born, the midwife slapped his face!

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He's not that good looking! When he was born, the midwife slapped his face!

This is true, but when Steve was born, the doctor slapped his mum.

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This is true, but when Steve was born, the doctor slapped his mum.

That is true, but when his mum took Steve, she repeatedly slapped the doctor wiff Steve's head!

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