"I ate Eight"
Verse
It's Eight o'clock , hey! whats for dinner maybe spam or eggs on toast.
I've tried so hard to be a winner, lose some weight of which i'd boast.
I've ran the K's, and popped some pills, worked out hard, let's get this straight
I'm cutting back on glaized donuts, instead of one
I ate Eight.
Verse
My 4x4 is always loaded, with slabs of XXXX and cartons of chips.
Easily lead, I'm often goaded., to swap my protein bars for a trio of dips.
I ride my bike, I skip a rope but I wobble like a jelly of late.
I'm quitting on single scoops of ice cream , maybe a double.
I ate eight
Chorus
I ate eight, hot dogs this arvo.
I ate eight Pizza's this week
It's take away night how bout we go.
for Roast chicken n fries
I ate Eight...
Chorus - Repeat
Now to make a recording....