Tough times I’m in.
Shopping at Wal-Mart, drive in,
Stopping the girl who stole my cart again,
I got smart, parked, put holes her cardigan,
Here comes Jose with his green card again,
Red gums, knee thumped, he hit me hard, bumpin.
Dead and dumped like Ted Ginn gettin’ hit,
head spinned off, fallin’ apart again.
Now I look like a slime, again.
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1: times, slime
2: I’m in, drive in, again, (card)igan, again, bumpin’, again, again (I know “again†is repetitive, but I love how it works in this scheme)
3: shopping, stopping
4: smart, parked, mart, cart, card(igan), card, hard, apart
5: stole, holes
6: comes, gums, thumped, dumped
7: green, knee, he, me
8: red, dead, Ted