Roymega

When you can't find the motivation, you'd be surprised at how a little momentum can jump start it, just get goingggggggg

is there really any point in begging for your life when you're already strapped to an electric chair? I mean what killer is gonna be like, "You know what? You're right, sorry bout that! You're free to go.."

lost the back cover of my cell wtffff

Did she say "hi" instead "hey"? You know that means she's a lesbian right?

never apologize for living passionately

I'm just a man, trying to play my part.. But the worlds full of doubters trying to break my heart.. Telling me I'm a bad apple, just an asshole.. And I'll never see the glass half full

Your average person could probably find themselves in my lost section

wowwwww can't wait to get my license back.. No more waiting on rides

had a customer call in (to electronics dept. @ Walmart) and ask me.. "Do you think BestBuy would have the phone I need?" -- mind you, we're obviously not BestBuy and they never said a phone model.. That's like calling Domino's for chinese, wtf ppl

Hates having to leave for work in the middle of a lyric

You yourself is often the missing piece of the puzzle

got called "super nice" at work yesterday....

watching Horrible Bosses

finally starting to feel a shift in the way I think

too stuck in my ways to change

enemies with benefits

generic status

hates who I've become

your silence speaks volumes

f*ck off

facebook is breeding a generation of creepers, you don't even have to meet people anymore, and they already know you

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels

threw up after my workout, at least it was before the protein shake

staring at a wall

happy endings are for fairy tales and fantasy, go read a book