Bethany

Nothing cheers me up quite like a good pun.

It ain't so bad. http://t.co/L4XssE05

There is a small part of my brain that truly believes that using Listerine will reverse my cavities.

"I’ve never been a millionaire, but I just know I’d be darling at it."

Really?

I teach my dad how to cook rice at least once a month.

Also, let's all acknowledge that my 1,000th tweet was about Ryan Gosling's bum.

Bean. http://t.co/fLNQa4Z8

I don't understand how anything other than Colorado is trending right now.

Finally got a chip card. I suddenly feel less hip.

So, I have a slight problem... http://t.co/PgvHyo1R

Fast food sushi. Wut. http://t.co/ma6pDuYt

We shook hands. I peed. http://t.co/rC7j6eGl

Three of our windows are upside down. We also want more Lego. http://t.co/V19Dgkmx

We're on an adventure! http://t.co/7kFk0yQf

I like trees and mountains...and Celine.

Time flies when you're breeding frogs. #pocketfrogproblem

"Sometimes my laughter sounds like crying."

Tricked a dude into seeing Magic Mike. Where's my trophy?

Working On A Tan #wishfullistening

It's break time! http://t.co/FPXo68eS

I feel like I should follow all of my followers, but a lot of them are half-naked ladies.

Can you blame writer's block on a specific person?

Nothing cheers you up quite like a phone call from your nephew.

Dad: "What's that? Game of Thorns? What's it about?" Bethany: "Thrones." Dad: "Then they should just call it Game of Thrones."