kiss of the torpedo woman

[merciful evans]

by evans its kiss of the torpedo woman

she came on without a by your leave

and felt me up

scented our three piece suite like a cat

tail in the air, suggests an affair

but I had to chuck her out

she broke my daughters pony down the side of the cushion

be warned about a woman scorned

I wasn’t safe til she run out of ammunition

rejecting a woman whose up for it comes hard

you want to grease her up with a pound of lard

like a slippery sow, if shell allow

and fire her like a torpedo from the sideboard bow

but I was loyal to my vows or better

mind you, after the divorce I wished id let her

-evans Aug 05-

[Alistair]

by evans its kiss of the torpedo woman

she came on without a by your leave

and felt me up

scented our three piece suite like a cat

tail in the air, suggests an affair

but I had to chuck her out

she broke my daughters pony down the side of the cushion

be warned about a woman scorned

I wasn’t safe til she run out of ammunition

rejecting a woman whose up for it comes hard

you want to grease her up with a pound of lard

like a slippery sow, if shell allow

and fire her like a torpedo from the sideboard bow

but I was loyal to my vows or better

mind you, after the divorce I wished id let her

-evans Aug 05-

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Sort indeed. Sweet too.

[Steve]

Thats it! Sort & Suite

[Alistair]

Thats it! Sort & Suite

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gOD, i GOTTA LEA%rfn tro type!

[merciful evans]

sounds like a leaf-fern hybrid

LEA%rfn in the shady dell