stud up

[toby]

Stud Up

A date with a lady tonight in my bed

We’re going straight for it, well that’s what she said.

She’s coming at seven, and Cumming she will

I’ve taken Viagra to power my drill.

It’s seven eighteen now where can she be

this hard on is killing and needs to be free

It hasn’t stopped growing, it’s bigger than big

It needs a companion to dance to its jig.

It’s no laughing matter it’s getting too much

like kryptonite glowing a danger to touch.

Its harder than iron and tougher than steel

If only Titanic had this on its keel

I don’t think she’s coming it’s twenty two ten

It’s got second wind and it’s throbbing again.

I don’t want to waste it or pull on its head

I know! I’m a jeweler, cut diamonds instead.

[Steve]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Supurb!

[toby]

cheers

[Nightwolf]

LOL Too Funny

I was in the ER one time and the nurses were laughing about a guy who just got treated for an OD of viagra. He was curled up in a ball screaming they said. I've been so hard it hurts, I can't imagine taking it up a notch