Roymega

Has a sudden craving for Shocktarts

DAMN. Drunken hiccups.. why me?

So confused outside of Firehouse right now

How come babies can be naked in public but I can't?

That awkward moment when you IM someone and they sign off instantly

Accident on West 19th took out all our power.. Sweet.. A week after our water went out... f*ck people

I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.

New beat Dark Days http://t.co/H1Ueuc3M on #SoundCloud

Completely unfinished, but Jesse is in dire need of some new Mega Smoke & Mirrors (Utopia) http://t.co/xJzBsrpy on #SoundCloud

Just saw some old guy peddling backwards on a stationary bike for 10 minutes before realizing you have to peddle forward to turn it on #SWTF

Do you even know how many f*cked up farms there are? #drunkenroymega

Just got my ears lowered

You're high you fool! Drink some rum!

Hanging out with babies is a lot like hanging out with really small, really drunk people

Who are you? Bong, James Bong.

I love to say: I told you so..

I wake up each morning with the idea of calling in sick. The fact I even make it out the door at all is a miracle #callcenterskillcreativity

when life gives you lemons.. You probably just found some lemons

this one's gonna be special.. main melody done, still working on the drums and hook section f*ck A Heart Beat http://t.co/R3t5kwEe

RT @Allizaine1: up early and ready to get some productive shit done. #PeepMyGetDown

When are we gonna have completely wireless chargers? I hate browsing plugged in #geturdone

too cool to go downtown tonight

f*ck off CableOne.. Cheese and rice

Think it's time for the return of the westside late night creep walk.. Don't worry ladies, you're most likely not my type

Visionaries are often overlooked