Roymega

peak my interest and you shall have my attention #goodluck

they only tell you you're great when they're reminiscing over you

Thunderstorm in February #iowawinters

The 712 is like the oil fields in Afghan.. Untapped potential

Word of the day - Shiesty: someone who acts like they're down with you, but behind your back is doing you dirty

on a roll right now How's It Gonna Be http://t.co/vsV9lTz4 on #SoundCloud

There's more to life than life, live it up the best you can

Ahah so a customer called in and said she mailed her phone on accident and forgot to turn it off... #ATT

So I was taking a piss in the urinal.. A guy comes in and pisses in the urinal 2 to my right then after I get done, moves to mine?.. #WTF

Rough draft, still need to master it Ain't No Coming Back From That http://t.co/W52Hhu4L on #SoundCloud

One dead, four hurt in Ohio high school shooting http://t.co/6B8OJ0yq #cnn

Wants to creep up behind people playing the Unsolved Mysteries theme

Re-release Epiphanies (instrumental) http://t.co/XWu29Tje on #SoundCloud

She wasn't bad.. More like a make-up monster #drunkenroymega

K I get it, you're tall.. No that doesn't mean you can push past me to get a beer.. Yes it means I'll laugh when you trip over my foot

Don't forget "what shit sounds like" RT @dustin_wauhob: Cannot stop laughing @RyanRoymega MarshmellowHelloWhosThere

Is gonna start paying people strictly in gum #ipayingum

Imagine how small the population would be if sex didn’t feel good… Like, fuuuck.. we gotta reproduce again, not it! #shitisay

Music is my passion, f*ck recognition and fame.. This feel is everlasting, no need for a name

I love no matter how small a town is, there's always a surplus of churches

Save money and have a better night, buy a 12 pack a beer, screw a dozen roses #f*ckvday

just made this in 2 minutes and 39 seconds Just A Saying http://t.co/nNEbmPQZ on #SoundCloud

I want your job! RT @codiii: Work is catering in Famous Dave's, karaoke, dj & dancing, oh and porn on the big screen. #workparty #macbehrs

You're never going to please everyone, so you might as well please the only one that matters.. Yourself

Here's an oldie I just re-discovered.. Love it! Everyone Loses http://t.co/v2qwUNng on #SoundCloud