Roymega

has chapped nipples

has lost 20 lbs, maybe I should be depressed more often

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

Picked up the guitar for the first time in months today

is a lovable loser

Once when I was drunk, waiting outside a friend's house for a taxi.. I hopped into the paper boy's car by mistake.. Pretttttty awkward

Anyone remember the game show Supermarket Sweep?

People don't buy material objects, they buy feelings

The go-to-bed-early-plan backfired.. Couldn't stay asleep.. Now I'm wide awake.. Cause I'm awesome.. At insomnia, yaaaaughhh

test

Going to bed early tonight.. -shock and awe-

Just saw a baby bawling their eyes out in a shopping cart and the mom just strolled along laughing her ass off

Today's gonna suck

The naked truth is 100x better than the best dressed lie

thinks you can lift more weight if you dunno how much you're lifting

You can't force a feeling

Finally a day off, time to listen to the new Chili Peppers album

who's got BBM? I need some contacts, gimme yo PIN!

My neck is killlllllling me, I need a massage asap

You know somethings wrong when the world holds value over values

Hasn't gotten drunk in foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

So this kid (maybe 4 years old) is in the Electronics department looking at phones and asks me how he can get a "Blueberry".. And I tell him to ask Santa.. And he responds with, "who's that?" -- Really kids?

Game face bro, game face

Quit changing my shit Facebook, god damn.. I go from News Feed to Profile to News Feed and it's all f'd up in a matter of minutes

Mean ass storm outside