MY SEX LIFE

[Willybluesman]

MY SEX LIFE

By WILLY SENKIWSKY 5/14/04 2:00 PM, Rock & Roll

When I was a kid just a wee lad

My father busted me doing something bad!

I was in my room stroking Jr. to BB King

He walked in and said, "What the hell's that thing?"

I proudly said, "Dad that's my dick"

"Your mother's coming better cover it quick!"

Later he told me I ain't a son of his

I argued with him saying, "Yes I is!"

He said, No I'm my momas son

He wondered where my little thing came from?

I said, "But pop I'm only four years old

That thing has plenty of time to grow!"

In grade school I met a girl from Japan

Teeny boobs but the softest of hands!

By high school I met a chick from China

Man what she could do with her vagina!

She taught me well next I met a gal from British Isles

It makes my blood displace to think of her vertical smile!

Then I went off to war

And got to know a Vietnamese whore!

Cause my cawk ain't so big

She used it as a warm up for all the pigs!

When I got home was a blonde from Denmark

When I plugged in to her my cawk would spark!

I had an Australian bird it didn't last long

But oh man what she did with my Billibong!

I knew this Irish chick

She used to lick it then split!

I remember a girl a stone cold slut

She could swallow my manhood up to the nuts!

I asked her who taught her to go down

She rattled off names A to Z in my town!

Then there was this hot Puerto Rican mama

She was the whammer for my jammer!

I also knew a girl from Siberia

I proved my dick's not big but it ain't inferior!

And there was always Marie

Anytime I needed a blow job it was always free!

I met a girl from France,

OK y'all know I got in her pants!

Next I had a woman from Brazil

Accidentally I took a Spanish fly pill!

I been known to like blacks

Especially if they let me do it in the back!

It helps that my cawk's so small

Women don't feel any pain at all!

I like women who shake their hips

And wear wild colors on their lips!

Once I was driving through Texas

At a diner met a babe with a fine ass!

On same trip in New Orleans

I shacked up with Mardi Gras Queen!

Finally I ended up in Mexico

With a seniority who could really blow!

I knew a chick with the biggest boobs

Hell they once knocked me off a bar stool!

Then there was my blonde darling

The things she did with my ding a ling!

Online don't bother with pop up adds

Having a little dick ain't so bad!

I've also known a Jew or two

Them I could never afford to screw!

And I know an Italian Catholic

I "knew" her before she was turning tricks!

Somewhere was a chick born again

She told me she just wants to be friends!

It's my fovorite getting hugs

From women with enormous jugs!

Now I know this Boston babe

She wants me to whip her and be my slave!

And there's a hippie chicky on the left coast

Who wants to love me the most!

All these chicks I met by my attitude

That and it helps that I'm not a prude!

My daddy wanted me to marry a Ukrainian

But now their pussy's are radioactive like uranium!

I call this song, "My Sex Life"

But I can't sing it around my jealous wife!

@2004 Willy Senkiwsky

"The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am The Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989)

Okay y'all I got new place for my site! The link is here, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back I just updated it... The last page has "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me. A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

[Nightwolf]

That's hilarious dude

[Steve]

You're a busy man Willy!

[Willybluesman]

C-mon, man.... CUT IT OUT!

your are giving the frase "Willy" a bad name!

Hey go to my site it's Willys New Joint! LOL

Okay y'all I got new place for my site! The link is here, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back I just updated it... The last page has "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me. A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

[john]

Hey Willy

When they say 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration, they were definatelt right on this one. What about a poem on the pox as a follow up? Could be a series...

Let me guess, is Willy's New Joint known as 'the hole'?

Cheers

John