steves shirt

[merciful evans]

by evans, its.... 'steves shirt'

steve’s built like that geezer shrek

he’s got an 18 inch neck

with a collar like that of course

he should be built like a horse

he’d have a 52 inch torso

and an arm length even more so

but underneath his vest

is a 39 inch chest

you can spot him there in Torquay

his shirt fits like a marquee

if his hands could reach his sleeves

they’d be like a chimpanzee’s

he could stand there with his shirt flapping in the breeze

and tie his shoes without having to bend his knees

evans oct 2005

[john]

by evans, its.... 'steves shirt'

steve’s built like that geezer shrek

he’s got an 18 inch neck

with a collar like that of course

he should be built like a horse

he’d have a 52 inch torso

and an arm length even more so

but underneath his vest

is a 39 inch chest

you can spot him there in Torquay

his shirt fits like a marquee

if his hands could reach his sleeves

they’d be like a chimpanzee’s

he could stand there with his shirt flapping in the breeze

and tie his shoes without having to bend his knees

evans oct 2005

Love it...

[Alistair]

So do I....but will Steve?

[Steve]

Bastard! I'm not speaking to you again!

[kriss]

wow that made me laugh, just what i needed! very well writen

[merciful evans]

every word is true. right down to the neck & chest measurements.

i was going to follow up with a ongoing series about all of steves wardrobe, but i baulked at the socks.

[nigel lawry]

every word is true. right down to the neck & chest measurements.

i was going to follow up with a ongoing series about all of steves wardrobe, but i baulked at the socks.

good choice evans....

[Steve]

every word is true. right down to the neck & chest measurements.

i was going to follow up with a ongoing series about all of steves wardrobe, but i baulked at the socks.

Me too! Every morning...