Roymega

word of the day/night: snarfing

drinking wine straight outta the bottle.. straight gangster

I'm like a Rothschild with money, that's why I'm harshhh

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oh my god! I will smash your face into a jelly!

Just ordered Jimmy John's with the delivery instructions: sing me happy birthday.. Let's see if they follow through

what's football?

I wonder if the guys that developed Google Chrome were pokemon fans

likes to gargle with vodka... mmm fresh breath

thinks the MLB just needs to allow steroids.. It's either that or they continue tainting this era of baseball by making all these guys look like cheaters in the public eye.. It's not like they're sitting on their ass and becoming MVPs, you still gotta put in the work to get the results

Word of the day: pretentious

YouTube comments are hilarious, nuff said

I call noodles: long ass rice

Kum n Go sells liquor!!!

Word of the day: frivolous

best response to the awkward "I love you": dude shut up! That's awesome sauce! -high five-

Watching 1000 ways to die.. And taking notes

westside story bruh

Is gonna make a degrading spell checker... like "WTF YOU THINKIN MUTHAf*ckA THAT SHIT WRONG!"

that awkward moment when you make eye contact with the person dancing like a retard

getting stupid tonight

word(s) of the day -- namby pamby: an insipid weakling who is foolishly sentimental.

so this lady was sitting parked outside of our driveway reading a book...

Pay day

who remembers Bo Jackson? Whatever happened to him?