Roymega

daaaang the new YouTube homepage is dope, I approve

Everything causes cancer. Everything's bad for you. And we're all going to die. So what's new?

watching True Romance

(412): You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!! (412): I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.

The age of the over-analyzed and misinformed

moral of the story: people suck, get drunk

did Iowa lose or something? My newsfeed is a lot more bitchier and angry for some reason

ever feel completely alone even when surrounded by a crowd of ppl?

Happy new year!!!

apparently I used to work in the "electronical" department, right Philecia Allen?

Jimmy Johns or Pizza Hut?

seriously if I get 1 more text from a random # asking ME who this is and getting mad at me accusing ME of texting them first, I might just flip my lid... SWTF

Watching the Chapelle Show.. God I miss it

I was born in the 80s but our generation is far from sane brohans

Anyone still have steam? Wanna pub some CS?

whyyyyyy am I awake

who wants to pick me up from work?

at a complete brofest right now............

who's going out tonight?

just got 6's 3 hands in a row.. am I the devil now?

There are gonna be days when looking back you start to realize all the times people doubted you were completely false.. These are the days I live for.

seriously irks me when people try to stop me from walking home cause I'm drunk... like I'm a grown man damn it, I can walk home drunk just fine /rant

Welp time to stop being such a dickhead I spose

I age better than suede leather

I ain't a player I just crush a lot