Roymega

Just cause I like to eat doesn't mean I cook #rulesofman

I wonder if anyone's ever passed out mid-piss #lifequestions

Last call = ding, fights on

RT @ZodiacFacts: As a #Libra to others you appear charming, optimistic, socially adept, and accepting.

I hate seeing people get walked all over #tooempathetic

You won't find the answers to life in any quote or lyric, only by living it.

How the hell do you lock a convertible?

I love when a girl tells me I smell delicious #Firehouse

Don't count on anyone but yourself

"Dude I gotta poop now" -@Dante_labbe

this weekends gonna be interesting #tosaytheleast #letsgetweird

Has watched a chick text for 15 minutes while sitting on the only bench I need #GTFO

Just took a call from a guy named Jesus Pagan

One must break down in order to rebuild.

Sure could go for a TCBY right now

DBAA = Don't Be An Asshole

They should call orange juice, yellow juice

I'd make a great homeless person.. I'd just carry a credit card swiper

go ahead and give this guy a cigarette.. cause I'm about to light him up

What's with the hole thing in the front of boxer briefs? It's not even functional

Watching a drunk chick wait for a guy outside the bar and get stood up is one of the saddest things I've seen

I'll never understand why people at the gym wear weight lifting gloves while running on the treadmill

New beat You're Everything http://t.co/10cM4DV4 on #SoundCloud

There was a Hostel 3? Watching..

Sorry I'm too Scarface for you.. #drunkenroymega