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Grilling at 4am? #surewhynot

New beat The Beats, Vol. 2 (2012) http://t.co/vlqp0d2y on #SoundCloud

New beat The Things We Tell Ourselves http://t.co/SVZk1WmY on #SoundCloud

f*ck St. Patty's day and all the long ass drunken lines it brings

Who the f*ck is Saint Patrick? Apparently an alcoholic

Monopoly and condoms... #nuffsaid

Trying something new here Mainstream Yuppies http://t.co/FgXxhACx on #SoundCloud

Just cause you say something, doesn't make it so, dawg.

You should bump my shit.. Like they do in the future

Holy shit the guy next to me in Walgreens bathroom might be having a heart attack

These chicks are anal about strap ons..

Ahhhhhh I love the smell of grilling

Nobody can mute me, but I never said nobody can shoot me

You're so disco, cookie cutter Nabisco

Whether you like it or not, I'm rough like the weather/Too clever to predict and tougher than leather

I'd rather stand for principal than capital, don't care if you label me an asshole..

trying something new The Harmony Of Destruction http://t.co/Ws9e7J05 on #SoundCloud

You're too stupid to insult

You only fail when you give up

You know how there's touch-free car washes? I wanna open a touch-heavy car wash

That dude is CSmith drunk!

I love how everyone that shouldn't be hanging out with each other end up at the same table.. #firehouse

That's like wearing LA Lights.. When you're 30

I like to throw my pennies really hard at people rather than save them.. I find it brings me much more joy and satisfaction #going2hell