Roymega

Sure could go for a TCBY right now

DBAA = Don't Be An Asshole

They should call orange juice, yellow juice

I'd make a great homeless person.. I'd just carry a credit card swiper

go ahead and give this guy a cigarette.. cause I'm about to light him up

What's with the hole thing in the front of boxer briefs? It's not even functional

Watching a drunk chick wait for a guy outside the bar and get stood up is one of the saddest things I've seen

I'll never understand why people at the gym wear weight lifting gloves while running on the treadmill

New beat You're Everything http://t.co/10cM4DV4 on #SoundCloud

There was a Hostel 3? Watching..

Sorry I'm too Scarface for you.. #drunkenroymega

Just the start A Fortiori http://t.co/p26heZc9 on #SoundCloud

New Aesop Rock album is legit

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are

Tomorrow's Friday the 13th #highpitchedshrieking

Is laughing voluntary or involuntary?

Crossing the street is like the only situation you don't look crazy looking both ways

What's with people and questions? Just know stuff already, damn..

GQ time, GQ time, everyone get ready for GQ time

I give a f*ck about making a buck, I just wanna expose you chumps, cause everyone knows you and your crew suck http://t.co/KPUnuqtp

You know what they say.. Life is an adventure.. til you die #workaholics

has decided to make pancakes. #likeaboss

Can't help but laugh every time I see a guy driving a VW Beetle.. It's a chick car bro, it's got a flower pot mounted in the dash

Has a sudden craving for Shocktarts

DAMN. Drunken hiccups.. why me?