Why Do Bassists Always Look Bored?

[john]

 

[Rudi]

V Funny

 

and I thought it was because everybody ignores them

[Lisa Gates]

I just saw this on my facebook newsfeed. cracked me up because I hate it when guitar players jump around and look like they are so into playing and they're only playin basic notes. it's idiotic to me! Especially Country bassists. I mean c'mon you're playing one note at a time and have to jump or headroll?! I just laugh!

[Peggy]

Yep.. that video makes me laugh alot.. ...But Tal doesn't look bored.. and she doesn't jump around. 🎶🎶🎶

 

 

 

[Guest Jenn]

my bass player always tries to do stage stuff with me but it makes me mess up my playing!

[Rudi]

On 4/1/2018 at 1:23 AM, fasstrack said:

It's b/c they have TOO MANY GIGS!!

 

(Bastards)...

 

what does b/c mean?

[Rudi]

5 hours ago, fasstrack said:

This:

 

8) BECAUSE 9 9 2017 (3) (2) (1).mp3

 

ffs

[Rudi]

4 hours ago, fasstrack said:

? Now YOU lost ME...

 

sorry. I was in a dark mood this morning. Its an expression of impatience.

your cover was enjoyable nevertheless.

[Glammerocity]

Q. How do you know when there's a bass player at your door?

 

A. Who cares?

[john]

44 minutes ago, Glammerocity said:

Q. How do you know when there's a bass player at your door?

 

A. Who cares?

 

I thought you were going to say something involving delivering pizza

[Glammerocity]

30 minutes ago, john said:

 

I thought you were going to say something involving delivering pizza

 

I think the joke works best after a series of how do you know jokes.

 

Drummer? The knocking speeds up.

 

Singer? Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

 

Keyboards? Knocks and rings the bell.

 

Then the bass. Boom, mic drop.

Edited May 8, 2018 by Glammerocity

[john]

Oldies and goldies.  what was the guitarist one again?

[Jay Jackson]

Bass Players are not Board just surely. But I like it when the Bass and guitars move Like dancing.Sha Na Na