Missing Parts

[Mac Wilkey]

Missing Parts

 

I’d like to brush my teeth and comb my hair

But only one or two of each is there

I’d like to walk another mile with you

But I would need another hip or two

 

I’d like to hear you sing my fav’rite song

But my hearing aids both feel all wrong

They’re not above my ears but underneath

Good gracious wife I think I’ve found my teeth

[Peggy]

This is quite funny and well done.  It paints a perfect picture.  Thanks for sharing it. 

[deArch]

I think Mac and I are almost the same age.   I don’t have hearing aids but the other missing parts seem way too familiar