frock

[merciful evans]

frock by evans

she caught him looking up her frock

it didn’t take much effort on his part

her frock is very short and thin

so why wear the blessed thing?

she says she wears it for herself only

I have never heard so much pony

if she was alone on a desert isle

she wouldn’t care at all about the style

cover your fanny, & wear some ass to your knickers

ask your dad, your boss, your son or your vicar

thongs are for thinging when you got a lisp

gussets for guttering after weighing the risk

if you want to flaunt what’s in the shop

don’t expect the blokes to stop

they cant help being on the cop,

you started this, its for you to drop

by evans april 2006

[john]

I'm not too sure about the last verse, but it did make me smile.

Let's face it though, women LIKE to be looked at. What they don't like is someone staring, drooling and gaining obvious pleasure - unless of course they are thinking similar in the opposite direction (in a feminine way of course )

Were you staring and drooling when the girl that inspired you to write this slapped you?

[Hope4Peace]

nice one

[Alistair]

Down to your usual standard (geddit?)

[Rudi]

Lets not pussyfoot around here. They wanna be oggled by someone they fancy, but instead of using a hook & line, they use a big net. Then complain about the catch.

and oh yes, Crap poem evans.