Roymega

Of the moment, in the meantime

it's all in the way we know we could have it all

they must find it hard.. those who accept authority as truth, rather than truth as authority

Thinks our generation should band together and leave the country to form the Re-United States, show them baby boomers how it's done

you know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name, but you've never been to the bar

T-minus 10 minutes til time travel

an extra hour to get drunk tonight!

One thing that's never failed me: Keeping it simple. No matter what problem you're facing, it can be broken down and if you look at it with sound judgment the solution's not far off

uses way too many exclamation marks online, I swear I don't yell this much in person..!

+1

You look sophisticated.. Wanna f*ck?

The more you let people's opinions effect who you are, the less you become of yourself

Another wonderful day at Wally world -eyeroll-

Real doesn't need to be recognized to realize

Don't. Wanna. Work. Shoot. Me.

wishes Rocko's Modern Life was still on

pronounced the singer, Michael Buble, Michael "Booble" today to a 50-year old female customer

had a dream last night that I was playing guitar with Jack White

People are so caught up in worry. Worrying about what people think of this, what people think of that, and they start to lose themselves.. They stop being what makes them, them and they start becoming what they worry about

Epstein to the Cubs for my birthday? Sure I'll take it..

people suck

is a danger to myself when left alone

What's with people being f*cking lame lately?

Life ain't picture perfect but I can paint a perfect picture for ya