Roymega

Assholes finish first

at least there's always death

whatever happened to till death do us part? We've been dropping the ball on that.... like big time

Ghost Hunterssssss

Gravity's such a downer

the ever-evolving revolving beat in my head

Only trust yourself, you'd have to be stupid not to.. Seriously

so this older lady (~65 years old) walks up to me at work and asks me, "where are your cordless phone batteries?" .. I say "Over there by the cordless phones.." Then walk her over to pick it out.. I'm like "Do you know what type you need?" .. she says, "no but I brought it with me" and starts digging in her purse... She ends up pulling out a TV remote... I'm like uhhhhhhhhh

She was cute, until she smiled... Not her strong suit

Princes tonight? Sounds good

Kalla 'alla Burke Ya'll excites me

Making decisions based on my well-being is so much different than what I'm used to... But it's about damn time

Just building a computer, no biggie

jesus people facebook ain't charging shit, quit being so gullible

When you can't find the motivation, you'd be surprised at how a little momentum can jump start it, just get goingggggggg

is there really any point in begging for your life when you're already strapped to an electric chair? I mean what killer is gonna be like, "You know what? You're right, sorry bout that! You're free to go.."

lost the back cover of my cell wtffff

Did she say "hi" instead "hey"? You know that means she's a lesbian right?

never apologize for living passionately

I'm just a man, trying to play my part.. But the worlds full of doubters trying to break my heart.. Telling me I'm a bad apple, just an asshole.. And I'll never see the glass half full

Your average person could probably find themselves in my lost section

wowwwww can't wait to get my license back.. No more waiting on rides

had a customer call in (to electronics dept. @ Walmart) and ask me.. "Do you think BestBuy would have the phone I need?" -- mind you, we're obviously not BestBuy and they never said a phone model.. That's like calling Domino's for chinese, wtf ppl

Hates having to leave for work in the middle of a lyric

You yourself is often the missing piece of the puzzle