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robots don't need water, use your brain dude

Peace can't be had by force, only by understanding

There he goes.. Homeboy f*cked a martian

Why aren't there wireless chargers? They figured WiFi out.. Am I missing something?

You can either be the product of your environment or make the environment your product

I get it kid that walks around Walmart squeezing a dog's chew toy non-stop.. You think you're funny, but really you're a douche bag, no need to make it so noticeable

is gonna need a beer... Or 30 after tonight

YES we have Modern Warfare 3 in stock.. NO you shouldn't call in to check, jesus

damn, Joe Frazier died.. RIP

seriously where does the other sock go?

who wants to work for me today?

having some nasty shoutbox withdrawal people CMON!! TALK!

Yo my mind is seeing through your design like blind fury

Alorica round 2, ding ding

Of the moment, in the meantime

it's all in the way we know we could have it all

they must find it hard.. those who accept authority as truth, rather than truth as authority

Thinks our generation should band together and leave the country to form the Re-United States, show them baby boomers how it's done

you know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name, but you've never been to the bar

T-minus 10 minutes til time travel

an extra hour to get drunk tonight!

One thing that's never failed me: Keeping it simple. No matter what problem you're facing, it can be broken down and if you look at it with sound judgment the solution's not far off

uses way too many exclamation marks online, I swear I don't yell this much in person..!

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