Roymega

snap back to reality, oop there goes gravity

my body won't work for nobody but me, son

Seems to me like all the world gets high when you take a dare

this guys license plate is "ROAMING"

Off work, gonna get drizunnnnnnnkkkkk

this customer smelled like straight up urine.. No lie

If you want it done right you gotta do it yourself

I HATE you CableOne

hahahaha some high school senior is the new mayer (via write-in votes) of Ardale, Iowa... 18 yo mayer, thatta boy

I'm like a closed book, you'll never read me

thinks sleep was probably first discovered by someone very lazy

Me do this one all by my lonely, I don't need 15 of my homies

lost my mom in Walmart......... Greaaaaaat

Ever just think about thinking?

listening to the same beat for hours is enough to turn a sane man mad... Luckily I'm already crazy

I'd rather be a real asshole than a fake douche bag

pay days always a good day

-yawn, big stretch, grunt, mumble-

Life's a giant power struggle, people trying to control people, governments trying to control countries, etc etc.. When in all reality the only person you can control is yourself. I'm so sick of the same problems never being solved. Sick of poverty, sick of hunger, sick of war, sick of conflict. We have the resources available (and know-how) to solve ALL these problems, but we continue to ignore them and why? Because of the desire to control, f*cking bullshit.. all of it

Whether you like it or not, I'm rough like weather.. Too clever to predict and as tough as leather

has the urge to move all of Drake's CDs to the value bin

Ugh and my earbuds die on my break.. Not a good day