Roymega

Parks and Recreation = favorite show atm

suck less CableOne

definitions are bs, throw out your dictionaries

sleep. More. Hi. Bye.

nope! Just Chuck Testa

MacGyver attempt #1: Firehouse

gonna try and MacGyver my way into the bars tonight.. Wish me luck

beer delivery would be making bank tonight

f*ck snow. That is all.

soooo lost my replacement ID and it's Friday, fuuuuck

catching cards like a mofo today

Never get married, just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

daaaang the new YouTube homepage is dope, I approve

Everything causes cancer. Everything's bad for you. And we're all going to die. So what's new?

watching True Romance

(412): You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!! (412): I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.

The age of the over-analyzed and misinformed

moral of the story: people suck, get drunk

did Iowa lose or something? My newsfeed is a lot more bitchier and angry for some reason

ever feel completely alone even when surrounded by a crowd of ppl?

Happy new year!!!

apparently I used to work in the "electronical" department, right Philecia Allen?

Jimmy Johns or Pizza Hut?

seriously if I get 1 more text from a random # asking ME who this is and getting mad at me accusing ME of texting them first, I might just flip my lid... SWTF

Watching the Chapelle Show.. God I miss it