Wow John - you really worked your ass off for that one!
To be honest, I rarely try and program any "real" instruments from scratch. What I *do* do ( be do be do be dooo ) is try and avoid anything vaguely "real" sounding in my recordings!
Call me wierd, or weird, but I never want e.g. Strings to sound actually like violins/violas/cellos/basses all playing together. I want the harmonic content to be in the same vein - rich, chorussed, thick, deep, warm - but I always try and make a sound my own. e.g. for strings normally I`ll build it from scratch based on a simple sustained note, shape the "ADSR" to suit my track. Then layer it. Detune, then layer it again. And again until it`s rich enough.
I suppose it`s really apeing the idea of a synthesizer being a tool to emulate real instruments - but I think most people who are really into synths like synths that sound like synths - not real instruments!! Funny old bunch, eh? :
Oh, I did once manage to make my CZ3000 say "seeeeezeeeee" in a kind of robot voice. Does that count?
BS
ps. lights still on in Montreal!!
pps. sorry about the `sign - it`s a damn French keyboard ( sorry Dider!! )