Roymega

has that empty, stomach-full-of-alcohol feeling going on

Loling @ dudes that try to cock block on last call

Excellence is my presence

You know what fame is? Sitting with the woman of your dreams and forgetting what her name is

watching Half Baked, thanks to jdizzledowndawg for reminding me to download it

watching Secret Girlfriend w/ Jesse L. VanMaanen, getting ideas for summer 2012 drunken escapades

I HATE PEOPLE THAT TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO LAZY TO FIGURE OUT CORRECT CAPITALIZATION. THANK YOU. THAT IS ALL. P.S. NO I'M NOT YELLING

Word of the day: high·fa·lu·tin -- Adjective:(esp. of speech, writing, or ideas) Pompous or pretentious.

anyone else catch themselves thinking out loud on a regular basis? I'll be arguing with myself out loud and not realize it lol

I'm a motherf*ckin' spiteful, delightful eyeful.. The new Ice Cube, motherf*ckers hate to like you, what did I do? I'm just a kid from the gutter makin' his butter off these bloodsuckers

Everybody meet Mr. Me Too..

light evolved into human consciousness. queue debate

word of the day/night: snarfing

drinking wine straight outta the bottle.. straight gangster

I'm like a Rothschild with money, that's why I'm harshhh

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oh my god! I will smash your face into a jelly!

Just ordered Jimmy John's with the delivery instructions: sing me happy birthday.. Let's see if they follow through

what's football?

I wonder if the guys that developed Google Chrome were pokemon fans

likes to gargle with vodka... mmm fresh breath

thinks the MLB just needs to allow steroids.. It's either that or they continue tainting this era of baseball by making all these guys look like cheaters in the public eye.. It's not like they're sitting on their ass and becoming MVPs, you still gotta put in the work to get the results

Word of the day: pretentious

YouTube comments are hilarious, nuff said

I call noodles: long ass rice