Roymega

Can't sleep, imagine that.. Work @ 10, thinking about calling in dead

Found the meaning of existence on the floor of my kitchen

my arms won't fit in these sleeves.. Darn

single and not looking

Seems to be stuck in a perpetual annoyance

So I asked a customer how he was doing today.. And with a straight face he said.. "It sucks when your mother doesn't love you" lollll

life is a highly overrated phenomenon

is a horrible human being

watching Shrooms.

might be moving to Des Moines

I usually date 10's, but I'll settle for two 5's

you gotta death wish? I'm a genie, it'll get done

ticklish people make great lovers.. Everything's erogenous

It's cool to imitate, just grow into your own.. Don't let the green grass across the picket fence turn you into Mr. Smith without a purpose or a home.. Underneath he is a Jedi, on the surface he's a clone.. Smiling for his peers, but at night time he cried til he dried up all his tear ducts and he proved that as long as he got a haircut and his gear up, without change we over, from individuals to posers

The nicest asshole you'll ever meet

is passing out the second I get off

We live alone and we die alone, everything else is just an illusion

Sometimes you just gotta let the cards fall where they lay

To get drunk or not to get drunk, that is the question

fixed the system in my car... yessssss

Looks damn good in a tie

has the worst work schedule in the world, cya social life

yay it's storming

Who remembers the movie Milo & Otis?

Didn't get charged for a 50-pack of DVD+R's at Walmart.. Things are starting to go my way