Roymega

To all my doubters and naysayers: thank you for making me grow

You suck CableOne, that is all, goodbye

Happiness is only real if shared

Prefers chunky peanut butter to creamy cause it feels like I'm eating more

Like what you like, screw everyone else's opinion

surprise me

Simplicity is the root of all genius

sucks to be me

Birds can't help but sing a melody

Had a dream I was at my own funeral, in the casket and I could see everyone walk up but couldn't talk

life sucks when you don't even look forward to your days off

Death is freedom

People are stupid, yeah, you too

has chapped nipples

has lost 20 lbs, maybe I should be depressed more often

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

Picked up the guitar for the first time in months today

is a lovable loser

Once when I was drunk, waiting outside a friend's house for a taxi.. I hopped into the paper boy's car by mistake.. Pretttttty awkward

Anyone remember the game show Supermarket Sweep?

People don't buy material objects, they buy feelings

The go-to-bed-early-plan backfired.. Couldn't stay asleep.. Now I'm wide awake.. Cause I'm awesome.. At insomnia, yaaaaughhh

test

Going to bed early tonight.. -shock and awe-

Just saw a baby bawling their eyes out in a shopping cart and the mom just strolled along laughing her ass off