- Equatorial Plugholes -
Water in the northern hemisphere, goes down the plughole clockwise
It works the same way with beer and antifreeze, but not in the antipodes
There its anticlockwise, so baby aussies heads get anti-baptised
Like gurgling corkscrews those helix go,
In Bourdeaux, Oslo and Felixstowe
But not so, in Borneo, where there’s a reverse spiral flow.
Is there a part of the world, where water isn’t swirled,
As it goes down the sink? well I think, just maybe at the equator
I don’t know for sure, but will find out sooner or later.
And who lives there anyway? a few macaws and the odd alligator
Ill have to have a look myself, I owe it to mankind,
My family understands
and do endorse, unless of course,
I try to leave them behind
19-July-2005